I don’t have time for your chicanery.

You also suck at aerodynamics because all you did was look at the Cd and totally ignored frontal area. Drag has two components. Cd is one, frontal area is the other.

I want to buy one of these, and then drive it into a ditch so fast it ends up on its roof.

I was going to use this one to support my points, until I remembered that I used it already! This is actually one of my favorites, because it’s not a quick one-liner. He destroys her over the course of three panels.