I’d sell at least two of your kids for the chance. Maybe more, depending on supply.

I was walking to the bus stop this morning (Yeah, I take public transit. So what? It’s cheap and fast!) and I was dreaming about how cool it would be to tell a potential date “Yeah we could get coffee or go for a ride in my fighter jet.”

The chances of her taking you for a ride later on would be much greater than…

Wow. That is friggin' impressive.