I always suggest calling first.

Now try it with a turbocharged car. I bet the turbo outshines the other bits under the hood like the Sun in the solar system.

Well once I start trying to bite you to death, feel free to shoot me. I rather like all of my limbs in tact. If that makes me a pussy, so be it, but at least I will still have all of my fingers to flip you off.

As a millennial…

It’s absolutely hilarious.

what a hack job

A lot of people are curious about vaping!

So do kids still say Yolo or is this guy just a nerd?

It’s just a Prelude to many other bad puns.

This is a good view. The Subaru of driver David Higgins and codriver Craig Drew flies through the air at the Rally in the 100 Acre Wood.

This actually happened to my mom back in the early 60's, only it was my fault. I liked to draw, so I drew their Illinois license plate on cardboard and taped it onto their license plate so I could take a picture of it. It was actually a pretty good rendering too. Of course, being a kid with a 10 minute attention span,…

Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.

Bad analogy is bad.

When she shows up at your apartment 2 days later, while you are at work, asks the landlady if she can get inside as she’s “moving in soon.” To make it even more interesting, she only had my name and my work issued cell phone number and she somehow found my home. That was a big red flag.

Distance happened.

I find your lack of funds disturbing

For every movie there is a ripped off episode of the twilight zone.