Good point on the transfer limits. You definitely want to know what yours are before using this strategy.

You can use it as contraception.

This story encapsulates my mother to a t:

As some of you know, I grew up in rural Utah. I was not mormon and it was, um, hellish. I was by nature a pretty standard kid, but standard kid stuff made you a weirdo in my town, so I struggled to fit in without loosing myself. In any event, I joined the girl scouts in an attempt to make friends. I must have been…

Sounds like a dick-billed platypus.

My MUM.

This is one of those stories that makes me question whether or not I have what it takes to be a mom.

I was about 12 when I’d decided I was going to be a Paleontologist (I’m not, btw, but that’s not the point.)

In was in the car with my mom, on my way to run an errand. She took my time in car captivity to ask 17-year-old me about a girl in town who had died from OD-ing on ecstasy. My mom asked me about “the ecstasy” and I was all snarky, like “what do you know about drugs, MOM?” [eye roll] She responded “You know, the one…

Heh. Almost 20 years ago, I worked in a factory that made Act II popcorn seasoning for 2-3 days every couple of months. 50-60 ton orders. That seasoning mix is so light and fluffy, the whole production floor was a cloud of Act II flavor for the whole run. You’d cough up a bit of the flavor 3 days later.

Where did he study medicine, Liberty University?

I was flown to Florida for a 2-day job interview. About an hour after I arrive on the first day, I was taken to an all-staff meeting for an “exciting” announcement. Surprise! The marketing department has decided to make a Harlem Shake video!!! Everyone was required to participate...

are you kidding? I won’t even buy a roomba for fear of it turning sentient and imprisoning me in my (admittedly very well vacuumed) home.

I am catnip for idiots

I used to not believe in freemason conspiracies

Go naked and get a peacock feather put in the pubes....FASHION

I hate to sound like this but..

I love the fact that: