Have they considered working from home with Google?

I can't tell if you're just being helpful or didn't get the joke - or both.

I think the word is Schweinsteiger.

It's too easy to condemn Neymar for pretending to be white

Before the main European teams were taken over by media moguls, billionaires and their money, South American leagues were among the best in the world.

Yeah, it's not so much the leagues that are the problems. You look at Argentina, Colombia, and Brazil and you don't see leagues that are very rigorous or of very high quality. But you look at the players that come from Argentina (Aguero, Messi, Di Maria), Colombia (Rodriguez), and Brazil (Neymar, Oscar, Hulk, Silva,…

They probably don't have to, since those leagues have been churning out the world's future superstars for generations now.

I'm not a Joan Rivers fan but something about that interaction makes me feel sorry for her. Maybe it's the condescension from the other lady with the fake smiling and gleefully poke-y questions?

He apologizes to bitches: they don't deserve to be lumped in the same category as FIFA.

Ha! I actually don't follow any soccer clubs besides international teams. If you were attacked on the field without cause, would you rather a kung-fu kick to the knee, a punch in the face, or a bite on the shoulder? The latter is probably the one thing that isn't going to put you on the injury list. All three will get…

I think actually the English media really has overly vilified him for this. If you read the headlines on the trashier outlets like the Daily Mail, it's pretty clear. Suarez should just step up and give a real statement acknowledging that he did in fact bite the guy however.

He is a professional footballer. Maybe he finds the idea of being banned for four months to be too much even for bites.

Looks like Marge Simpson and Ronald McDonald had an affair.

Part of being a celebrity is being asked the same dumb questions again and again.

Yeah, another Liverpool fan. It's just such a fucking shame that a man of such prodigious talent seems to be doing his best to get banned from the game. He's like that friend you don't go to the pub with because you know he might flip the fuck out over some petty bullshit. What the hell was he thinking, they were…

1) they fell off while I was wearing the skirt without my noticing, so they're gone which means I have to replace all the bright blue buttons if I want it to match and 2) stuff shouldn't break on the first outing.

He went in for the tackle with an incredibly high foot, studs exposed. No contact with the ball, reckless play. Straight red, no question.

It does mean homosexual.

And you see photos of him and he looked like such a sweet little boy. It's unfathomable, really.

I just can't imagine, having a young creature, completely dependent on you, loving you, and you take that love and slowly, intentionally torture him to death. With him not knowing, still thinking that you'll do anything for him, because he's your baby.