Uruguay's World Cup squad had 86 pounds of dulce de leche seized by airport customs.

I think churros are also technically Spanish, not Mexican. It's basically a fried riff on pâte à choux, a French pastry dough.

they do say how much time is being added. The official on the sideline has a board he holds up saying the minutes being added on.

Brazilian culture thinks your American culture is weird with their athletes discouraged from showing emotion and having their last names on their jersey.

The ref does say how many minutes he is adding. He tells the 4th official, who holds up a big board so everyone in the stadium can see it.

He does absolutely nothing for me, physical perfection and all. I think it's the hair gel.

BUT THIS SUIT THOUGH

RIGHT? And I'm a shrimp, so the fact that he's approximately three apples high wouldn't be an issue.

Is that Matthew McConaughey wearing the #10 shorts on the right?

Personally, I prefer Hummels...

Well, yeah, that's kind of the point.

Or the fact that the country is 22 years old.

Can't blame him, it's a pretty amazing moment for Bosnia.

Great article! Being able to see soccer from a historical, social, and economical standpoint is really cool and highlights how progressive Uruguay was over a hundred years ago.

Forlan should join Casillas in the pasture.

He was fouled before the handball so it was irrelevant.

Fucking Lugano. Couldn't even crack the lineup at West Brom, what a scrub.

Is it just me, or is Lugano a douche?

This should be on the Deadspin frontpage. Just so you guys have the slightest idea.

You can tell this was written before Spain-Netherlands, since we already got our bloodbath.