Kobayashi Maru.

The game has hair growth.

I remember when I was you. You’ll turn out okay, as long as you keep looking things up. I like your grammar, spelling and vocabulary and you’re being creative with it, so those are good things. I’m pretty sure you’re a fast typer too.

On the subject at hand however, I’m sure someone else has already criticized you…

If you have a holographic lens that can project anything onto your retina, why would you still go with a virtual TV the size of two shelves?

Because Crystal Method goes with anything.

Fun fact: It’s impossible for that image to depict a selfie, since the iphone is not perfectly vertical. ;)

Voiced by Mickey Rourke?

Because reasons.

Or make one up!

No. It’s not just the moons that don’t move, it’s the sun that doesn’t seem to affect the moons. Despite the sun going up and down relative to the planet we’re on, the moons are always lit in exactly the same way. That can’t work.

I wasn’t, I was comparing rotoscoping to tracing. Bakshi kind of just comes with that territory.

Or Ralph Bakshi. ;)

If twitter does practically nothing, why does this guy keep getting separate accounts?

That game you have in your head is back on Steam.

You can spend a week modelling a single 3D object if you wanted to. Or you can spend fifteen minutes. Which way you choose to go has a huge impact on the time frame of development because DURRRRR.

Hey, suicide baiting ain’t cool. That fall would kill’m.

Are you sure about that? Kate is religious herself. Is she judgmental?

Wait, what’s the negative stereotype with the judgmental religious? Childen of such people are shunned and commit suicide every day. Oh, that’s a trope and a stereotype now, but it still kills real people.

Are you effin joking me here? That first room is the SAME first room as in System Shock 2, elevators inclusive!

Oh, and the audio logs, identical to the SS2 audio logs. :)

• You can even tell it to cycle through games already in your account, if you're feeling indecisive or want to confuse yourself.