I would contact him off the strength of “my body is ready.” lol

tfw ur pupils are gigantic but ur definitely not high on molly

As someone in PR, I would LOVE to meet the person running the Bratz PR. I hope it’s an old white man who is almost always confused.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.

just tell them they misunderstood

I got annoyed when bartenders started putting too much goddamn fruit salad in my bourbon old fashioneds. If you put anything more than malt in my milkshake I will fucking throttle you.

Most of the time I have my phone out to take pictures and forget because I’m having a good time and enjoying others company.

I’ve never once been playing Katamari Damacy and thought to myself, “If only someone used this same approach to making dessert!”

RIP Pinkham’s Law.

This one is called the “James Frey.”

I AM ON MY PERIOD SO YES I WILL TAKE THAT MONSTROSITY ON THE FAR LEFT PLEASE

ohhh noooo snap

Okay but if you were really high and suddenly a fucking milkshake with a PIECE OF CAKE ON TOP appears like magic are you going to say no? Because I saw that article and mentally saved it to my “things to experience while fucked up” goals list

New York City Is Going Crazy Over These Insane Next-Level Milkshakes

These are fucking sundaes. I don’t understand the confusion.