They do say it is mightier the sword. So, do be careful.

Please. Who here hasn’t terrorized someone with a sword while dressed as the Yellow Power Ranger?

OK some of them...

I was at an aquarium years ago, that had several sharks in one of the tanks. All of them had white noses, and I asked the guide if that was a characteristic of the species. She said no, only ours have those, from constantly boomping into the glass.

STAHP YOU ARE CUTE TO THE MAX

THEIR FLIPPERS ARE LITTLE SWIMMY T-REX ARMS! I LOVES THEM!

Manatees have scarred me for life.

I’m a native Floridian (Tampa), and when I was much younger, one of our field trips had us at a marine reserve where we had the honor to swim with the manatees (under close watch, of course). Now, being a black man, I was ingrained with the knowledge that black people don’t fuck with…

:O i want a Sgt. Pepper style animated music video of this with manatees all dressed in costume and playing instruments! I. want. it.

I’d like to be

When I was little I was obsessed with two animals: cats and manatees. I chose manatees as the topic of my 4th grade research project.

Sea Cows!

They’re like the bumper cars of the ocean!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Try this.

The PLF is also involved in lawsuits that argue that protecting gray wolves puts livestock at risk, and that Montana is violating the constitution by not providing state funds to religious schools. They're by no means a credible organization.

It’s like this series of tubes knew exactly what I needed just now! Thanks, Kate, and Jezebel.

Why they have a flat nose.

Keep them on the endangered list. 6000 ain’t much.

Oh, and: fuck, manatees! Fuck like the wind! Or a subtle breeze? Is that more your speed? Okay, a subtle breeze it is.