I think maybe his current haircut is what makes it work. I dunno, the way his hair looked back in his youth, it wasn't doing anything for him That plus the beard = nopantsville.
But yeah, dude knows how to dress. He always looks polished.

I need this in my mouth hole NOW! With some ketchup, please :D

I.....I'm not sure what I'm looking at, but I'll be damned if it isn't the tastiest damn thing I've ever seen. Even with the bacon! If I don't see this at the fair this upcoming October, I'm gonna be very disappointed.
Please tell me this comes with powdered sugar on top. Don't look at me like that. With this glorious…

Happiness is the sexiest thing about a person.

Right? I mean, George Harrison forever, but Ringo definitely aged well. Young Ringo to me is "mm, no" but Old Ringo is "mmmm yes"

Most definitely on the points about the gay porn and takeout. My boyfriend was suprised when I told him I liked it, but it's pretty much for the reasons you've already stated.

Snapped? It's all about Deadly Women. I've been an avid fan of that show since I was a teenager. LOVE LOVE LOVE it!

I may have more than a few. I'm a pretty independant person, and after a long day, I like to go home and not give a shit about shit.
So here it is:
Farting, personal grooming (mud masks, pimple popping, eyebrow/ moustache plucking, ect) writing in my journal, eating in bed, picking my nose if I need to, farting,…

Speaking of passive agressivenss, how do you guys feel about "nice?"
Y'know, like how if you call someone or something "nice", it's because it's bland and boring as hell, or otherwise doesn't have any other redeeming qualities besides not being horribly awful? Especially when referring to guys. For example: "Oh hey,…

How do you guys feel about relocating a kid to a quieter spot?
From the time I was 9 years old, my mother would have me watch my three younger brothers. My parents spanked me when I was younger, but I was a quiet kid, and respected the rules, so it didn't happen too often. My mom and stepdad never spanked my youngest…

The only reason this line of clothing exists

She credited sushi and sleeping a full 8 hours each night as the key to longevity.
If that's the case.....*reclines on my comfy ass bed, while eating Unagi*
If I lived to 116, I think I'd be pretty pleased with myself, even though I wouldn't have set any records. 116 is my lucky number! Although if I had lived for that…

Nope. I will never ever talk to my ex again, because he stomped on my heart and made me feel like shit. And if he ever tried, I'd tell him to go to hell.

Really? I'm gettin' more of a Benny Hill vibe

Please tell me that at some point in that experience this started to play in the background

That's exactly how I am with pickles. I now tolerate tomatoes, but pickles can go fuck themselves.

You guys are way stronger than I am. I would have been the cat in this picture the whole damn time. No seriously, are ya'll made of steel? I am just in awe at your self control.

Ooooooh dizzam! Nice XD

What the fuck is THAT monstrosity?!

I can honestly say I've only ever had one bite of a Big Mac, and it was....very underwhelming. Not bad, just meh. Double Cheeseburgers are the less expensive, tastier, less-bready version of it, so I always get those.