What in the actual fuck? I mean, grits are gross, but the assumption that they make you gay is...well, it's just wrong.

Flamingos CAN fly. You'd better watch out, is what I'm saying XD

I realized that I have already asked for that unicorn yesterday, but I would also like that owl :D
So with the unmatched fervor of a six year old, I say GIMME

It SOUNDS magical :O

I've always had good luck with forts XD
Because my room is terribly insulated, I always tack up sheets to the ceiling and walls around my bed. Think like, a makeshift posterbed. When my boyfriend first saw it, he insisted on calling it "Fort Rose Bosom", and then we proceeded to "break it in". Better luck on your fort…

I just want a huge room entirely dedicated to books. Not just the kind that just look nice either-I'd like for my family to feel free to come in and borrow a few. It will be filled with comfy, squishy chairs, couches, and snacks and tea!!!! And it'll have the best wifi signal in the whole house XD

My wildest dreams?
I would love to be financially secure. To not have to worry about bills, or whether the water or lights are going to be shut off.
I want to live is a gorgeous, old house in Savannah, Georgia. I'd like it to be something more 20's styled than victorian, with a wrap-around porch for tea drinking and…

Congrats and all to the happy couple but GIMME THAT UNICORN

"Hi. So you don't like jelly? How do you feel about marmalade?"
This was the first message I ever sent to my dear boyfriend, after reading on his Okcupid profile that he hated cooked fruit and most jellies.
He does like marmalade :D

I-I feel betrayed. I thought for sure the headline read "There's no way to accurately describe this yorkie/ bunny car CRASH video."
I mean, it's my eyes fault, but here I was expecting Benny Hill music and such, and all I get is this. I'm a dork ><

I like pikachu. It's a cute Pokemon, and I like cute mons :)
But the coverage it gets is pretty excessive. I don't really like buying merchandise because though I love Pokemon, my tastes in favorites has evolved since I was a kid, and as a Pokemon, pikachu is the most basic of the basic. I'd like to see a different…

But I still refuse to watch it. Ugh. I wish I had the heart to insult the fuck out of him, but...he isn't worth the effort. I hope his beard swallows him up and throws the bones to the swamp from which he came.

I've never been a Star Trek fan, but the man is a treasure. Rest well, and may your star never dim.

That's my number one dream-to have a lovely old house, restored with modern touches, but still true to its roots and comfy! If only, if only.

I just LOOOOOOOVE gorgeous old houses. All this sweet place needs is some love! And all I need is money, of which I currently lack. But if I did, I would totally live there :D
The ghost stories just make it even better. I love a good story, I love history, and a combo of the two is just super interesting.

I think we should send him a cd with nothing but this song on it. Unless you guys have other suggestions?

How about no. Suck my left one, douchebag.

LOL just kidding! Keep talking, Mr. Peace. :D

Or playing on their celly phones, with the internets!

wtf