What the fuck.

I did not know I was attracted to Alan Rickman, and...I learned something today. *swoons*

My boyfriend and I were going to go see this on Valentines, because our Valentine's tradition is to eat delicious food, followed up by a cheesy movie. They are sold out on tickets though, so we're hoping to settle for the watered down, christian answer to 50 Shades of Grey: Old Fashioned. At least I know what I'm not…

My parents got married on Valentine's Day. They are currently divorced.
I would rather get proposed to/propose to by/my beloved on a day of significance to us. Like.....the day we met! I don't want or need anything fancy. I would rather have something with memories than something that looks nice on a wedding…

I like audio porn, but I don't listen to it at work. I like not getting fired XD
But really, it feels a bit more personal. It's a nice change of pace from visual porn every now and again. It's prolly not for everyone, but there's a wide variety of the stuff, like with visual porn, and it all depends on what you're…

Hey, no worries. You're in good company :D
We are The Messy Shirt Brigade!!!!!

Same here. In addition, I am rather chesty, and it has a tendency to result in mess shirts. I have resorted to wearing a napkin tucked into my shirt, like a child.

I am but a lowly American, uneducated in the ways of fine European chocolate-
but even I know that Hershey's is gross!
I much prefer Milky Way Midnights. I also like Ghiridelli chocolate (west coast brand) and See's Candy (a brand exclusive to the part of California I live in) but they're pretty expensive compared to…

What?! People need to grow up-if they don't want to make meat dishes, they don't have to. They also do not need smug approval.
Me, personally, I love both veggies and meat (especially a combo of the two) and I could definitely see myself eating at a vegitarian, or even a vegan resteraunt. I like eating different…

Hey, Clover? Or actually, anyone who can answer this question:
Could you please tell me about the benefits of using Thayer's, in comparison to Dickinson? Witch Hazel astringent is amazing, but I've been curious about using Thayer's for a while now. Specifically, the rose one. How do ya'll feel about it?
And hey, since…

Like the author, I feel as though it's too scientific. I wouldn't argue with someone over, but if someone referred to me as simply Female, I'll elaborate as to why I'd rather be referred to as pretty much anything else (like, for example, my name.) Of course, as said, it carries a hint of disrespect, so I'd probably…

Oh my Sagan! That's one hilarious GIF XD
After getting into an internet argument with someone over this stupid Rand Paul crap, this has made me feel a lot better! I haven't laughed at something so hard in quite a while.

Same here. I mean, theoretically, I would raise them in a non-religious household, but allow them the option to choose. If they wanted to go to church, read the bible, or be religious, that's fine. The only people I would really worried about upsetting are my grandparents and boyfriend's dad, as all three are pretty…

Motherfucker, are we in a Library? No? Then YOU STFU! Ugh, if there's is one thing I can't stand, is when people try to ask me to be quiet like this. And no, I am not the type to scream , or yell, or talk over people; I'm a pretty quiet person. But if I have something to say, I am going to finish whatever it is, and…

I work in a retirement home. We are constantly schooled on the rights of the residents our community, and we are legally required to report abuse of ANY kind. This is incredibly suspicious, and it reeks of manipulation. I love TKaM, but I do not want a sequel at the cost of Mrs. Lee's well being.

I always swore I'd wear bell bottoms if I could ever find a pair. If this is what the fashion world gives me, THEN I SHALL TAKE IT!

I usually over tip anywhere I go, and delivery is no exception. I mean, I usually only get pizza when I get paid, so what's an extra couple dollars on top of what's expected? Like JayneDoe said, they make it possible for me to enjoy my pizza in the relative comfort of my home. As an aside, I feel like when I tip…

I actually love WTRFG. I haven't read it in a while, though. I don't feel like crying my eyes out tonight. Is Rebecca and LotF good? I've never read either, but I have read (and love!) Animal Farm. I've also read 1984, and I'd like to read more of his books.
It's funny, because I'll initially hate whatever I'm forced…

What in the actual fuck. Has it all really come to this? I feel so sorry for this poor woman. I hope that she stays safe.
This man clearly needs help, and I hope the cops can get to him before he gets to her.

Hey, um, I'm not tryin' to start a war or something but am I the only person in the world who can't get into Jane Austen? I've tried sooooooo hard my entire life, but I just.....I can't. I get sleepy with boredom after one page, and I have to stop. I think maybe stuff from that era of writing on the whole is boring to…