Note to self: Avoid South Carolina and Virginia. I live in California, so y'know, we're kinda the majority here, but I work in a retirement home so I occasionally expirience it. Not like this though!!!! More subtle like "Oh wow, you speak very well! Where are you from?" He realized how it sounded when I snorted and…

That was pretty much my face too. My family has lots of pets (three cats, three dogs, though the dogs are mostly outside and one of the cats is an outside kitty, not to mention my fish!), but we clean up after them because WHY WOULDN'T WE?! D:
Plus, because of my asthma and our allergy to pet dander (it's very light-we…

He really only had my gameboy advanced XD
But yeah, his place was gross. Just......ew. Once, his sister's dog walked into his room, peed on his damn floor, and he didn't bat an eye. I was mortified, and said, "Uh, are you gonna clean that up?" He looked down at it and stared at where the puddle was, got up, and put a…

It's fine. You're fine. You'll be okay, I promise you.
When my first boyfriend dumped me, I had never felt so low. We eventually got back together, but it headed back to the same thing-more heartache. A year later, he broke me me for good this time. I had loved him, and he told me he loved me, but he would go for…

OKCupid alumi here!
It's the hardest job out there! Next to putting more toilet paper in the bathroom, cleaning the lint trap in the dryer, and not eating all the damn food in the house.

And that's all I really have to say. Oh wait!
What a dick.
Okay, I'm done now.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
I want this book so badly. I am a big fan of the Little House books, as well as a HUGE history buff. This just makes me so sad.

Everybody's like, "Ugggggh" and I'm all, "Who the fuck is Amanda Palmer?" I've looked her up, but I'm still drawing a blank.
Can somebody please enlighten me?

And, of course, he would save the bread on at least three different occasions.

I'm with Stef! I need moar male tears in my life

Keep 'em coming, guys! I need your sweet, angry man-child tears to fuel my cold, dead Feminist soul

That poor, poor child. I hope that she is resting peacefully. I...I hope he is prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. I hope he spends every day for the rest of his life remembering the atrocity he committed against his own child, and I hope he rots away to nothingness, with no one to love or remember him. He…

I recently unfriended someone like this. On top of the evils of political correctness, his other favorite subjects would be "Feminism is stupid, feminists are stupid and need to get laid," and "Racism is dead, so people should shut up about it." Says the white dude from Canada. Besides that, he just had a shitty…

I have yet to endure this *wonderful* right of passage, but trust and believe, if I bring anyone, it'll be my sis in law, my mother in law, my mother, and my grandmother. They are are lovely, stylish ladies, and they aren't the type to put anyone down. Thank god I don't have to take my grandfather though. He likes to…

Most definitely.
At this point, everything's been done, but anything can shine as long as it's been crafted with dedication, effort, and passion....something this installation lacks. I'm not an art critic, but it could use more a little more effort and a lot less black paint. Or at least, less douchiness on the part…

What in the actual fuck. Why would people do this?! It's so rude and condescending. I mean, I know some cheap bastards, but this is just...NO. You, on the other hand? You are AMAZING. Never change.

I remember seeing an installation at my city's art museum some years back. Apparently, the artist took all of her books, and drove enormous, handmade iron nails through stacks of them. I can't quite remember what the meaning was (prolly something like, literature is dead) but I do remember being horrified at all of…

So first it was that fuckhead who likes to "empower" women by taking pictures of them in lingerie on public transit, and now this....gem? Well, at least this guy doesn't like to "prank" women by licking them without their consent.
Blech. I hope they never procreate, so as to not poison the future with their offspring.

That sounds like an amazing birthday present. I love alligators and crocodiles! I'm sorry abut those lady crocs, though :/