Awww, I think I it’s sorta cute.

Does The View have this silent goal of being the worst show ever? I swear, it has to be a stipulation for the panel’s bonus checks.

Ms. McCain is the worst pick to be a co-host of that show. Luckily, I work during the day.

There’s always been one seat for “The Conservative One” (previously held by Hasselbeck, Bila, etc). This was inevitable, as Meghan McCain has been a frequent guest and she’s in the age group they need to fill (Behar’s 70 ish, Whoopi is 60ish, Hostin is 50ish, Haines is 40ish, et voila!)

Kylie and Khloe Komplain They Kan’t Kompete With Sisters Surgeries During Pregnancy.

It’s really a fucking shame Rob and Chyna have a kid. They seem more messed up than the other Kardashians and that’s saying A LOT.

The Kardashians/Jenners and anyone involved with them are all looney tunes. Every single one of them.

Why did you have to include the gingerbread house smashing in the abuse allegations, Rob?! I have never laughed at someone’s spousal abuse situation till this moment. Go ahead and crucify me, my fellow jezzies!!! The image is Chyna tearing through a gingerbread house will not leave my head.

Bigen is a hell of a product.

I’ve been wondering for awhile about Kaepernick. You would think every news station would be bending over backwards to interview him or have him as a commentator, but it seems like he’s disappeared. Is he refusing interview requests? Did he get picked up by a CFL team? At the very least I would think he’d have some…

So out of ALL the other players who have protested that he choose to hate, he just HAPPENED to pick Marshawn Lynch...

Those are the same guys that use I did X tours in Afghanistan or Iraq as a conversation starter whilst bragging about how many terrorists they killed.

$200 doormats. Billy-Bob over here is so mad he’s just going to keep lining the NFLs pockets.

I’ve never even been there and that’s the Missouri I know.

That’s what I was about to say. This shit is very Missouri.

“It’s not a race thing,” Burle told KOMU. “A lot of people want to twist it around to be a race thing.”

I think they missed part of the article. I’m sure it should have read:

Seconded. My military fam gives zero fucks about people “respecting the troops.” They just want working equipment/competent leadership when they’re deployed and a health care system that works when they’re discharged.

As a veteran, I hate statements like this. The vast majority of soldiers I served with cared about two things: their own asses, and the asses of the people they served with. Loud, open-faced patriotic zeal was reserved for crazies, glory-hogs, and the chumps who thought their shit smelled better than everyone else’s.

Where the fuck you been?