Beautiful woman. Too bad her son is such a douche.

I’ll be 69 in a few months, and I’d like to share something will all you young people: as you get older, older people become attractive to you. It is a great mercy.

Cancer is a hell of a bitch.

pff. he’s concerned about his legacy. I’m glad that this is the result, though it’s unfortunate it’s brought about by end-stage brain cancer. Just wish he’d thought about his legacy way before this.

Well, McCain has been trying to get rid of the Jones Act for years - this is just an opportunistic time to attack it given its impacts on Puerto Rico.

It’s amazing how much *better* (human?) these people become when they aren’t concerned with re-election. Just goes to show this is all fucking bullshit and they value their political careers over all else. What we should REALLY do is implement Congressional term limits. Fuck it, term limits for every governmental…

He is in fact 6 foot 9.

Everyday i’m more and more convinced we were secretly transported in Bizarro World.

He was a cop, though. He risked his life every time he put on that badge and makeup and mic and went out to pretend to capture criminals for TV.

Right? I had to do a double take. I was like “ummm I think they put up the wrong picture”

I’m assuming Seagal is referring to when he was a “Sheriff” on his reality tv show where he would follow law enforcement around and pretend to be a cop...

I myself have risked my life countless times for the American flag...

To hell with waiting. This is the one time rules were meant to be broken.

That stood out to me. It shows both the crime on black bodies and on women - not even treated as a victim, but as a possession her husband needed to be recompensed for damage to.

“Knock next time! KNOCK!”

In other batshit Trump news, he is deleting all of his tweets that endorsed Luther Strange because he lost to Roy Moore.

When Trump announced the ban, he said he’d made the decision “in consultation with my Generals,” an assertion which now begs the question: And which generals might those be?

Oh, you filthy hypocrite. You have an invite-only speech with pre-screened questions but it’s everyone else who has a fragile fucking ego? Get the fuck out of here.

By accusing, he’s confessing. They all do.

HE HAD A WOMAN ARRESTED FOR LAUGHING AT HIM.