I am terrified.

God, what an idiotic waste of money.

Barbie had it first

You forgot Bill Cosby and posthumously pardoning Ted Bundy.

I’ve got a $100 on him pardoning Charles Kushner.

io9 spoiled Split a few days ago and, up until then, I had no interest in seeing it. Upon learning the secret, I found myself getting excited to see it. Actually excited, and nothing moves me to excitement in the movies anymore. I saw it with my wife and found I loved it, especially knowing the twist.

This is a mirror universe episode of West Wing, Facist Wing. Additionally, she looks like she couldn’t be bothered to fully zip up her skin suit.

The new’s networks ratings are down and everything is boringly sane and normal?

This is a crazy time stream we’re in. I wonder what’s happening in the reality that has Hillary as POTUS.

Thanks! I miscounted.

Here’s a direct link from the archive for his first inauguration:

Nah, it sounds weird at first, because the headlines are playing it up like it’s a national holiday, but it is actually a normal tradition. Presidents name their inauguration days. Obama did it, too.

Looking forward: At the march in Washington, I met the woman who is running to take over his vacancy in Kansas’ 4th congressional district. She was very nice and seems to have a progressive agenda. I don’t know a soul in Kansas, but I promised her I’d spread the word. You can learn more about her here:

• Trump says we should have kept the oil from Iraq. Looting and pillaging resources? That’s a president advocating for war crimes.

I think he smells like pot and peanut butter :-)

easily the most adorable question i’ve heard asked all day.

Really? She always seems so put together to me. Brad, on the other hand, for a while he was kinda gross.

Eau de Pitt: patchouli, nicotine, with undertones of mildew.

Just a reminder: she named her first child Bluebell Madonna.