*Someone walking to bring attention to Climate Change.

Also, today, someone walking for Climate Change was hit by a car and killed. You cannot tell me that this has nothing to do with suggestions to ease liability on drivers who hit protestors.

Citizens United cuts both ways? Noooooo!

After Sam Bee gave you a chance? Boi bye. She’s gonna roast your lily ass.

It wouldn’t have mattered to me if he was really “woke” or not. He does not get a pass. He is and has always been a media whore and an opportunist, and is also one of the main architects of where we as a country are right now.

If you think she’s something, look up her stepdaughter, Bianca Lawson. She’s like in her mid-30s and can still play high schoolers. Seriously, that’s some voodoo stuff, no other explanation.

Great links, and things that everybody can do with just a little time. Also call! It takes time and the offices you call have to spend time talking to you. There are some links and tips here including tips on calling if you have social anxiety.

Wouldn’t it be great if America had a surplus of candidates for every office? I mean seriously, if Donald Trump was responsible for a great awakening of the American Democratic Civic Duty, that we all share - I would honestly say that he had made America better (unintentionally).

Also, for those of you who signed up for updates from Indivisble, check your email. There is a call to action on cabinet votes, calls today, and visits to local political offices tomorrow. For those of you who didn’t not already sign up, go to their website and sign up! https://www.indivisibleguide.com/

And sneakily referred to it as “that Mexico thing” as he signed it.

I’m not advocating for abstinence, but I do wonder how all these men would feel if their wives and girlfriends began taking the whole “abstinence is the best method of prevention” advice to heart and started a No-Sex Protest against them until they changed their minds.

hahaha - right. I completely forgot about that.

I bet they had to Febreeze that couch after McConaughey and Sheeran left.

There needs to be an Orange poop emoji. STAT.

He is not even the smartest one in the room when he is taking a shit.

No no no, almost 60 million didn’t vote for him — three million more than the number of people that did. Gotta use the big number so it hurts worse.

You forgot to add “No Shit Sherlock” to the “Filed to:” list. I mean, who didn’t see this coming?

In addition, unlike Obama and Clinton, he will never be the smartest in the room.

You cannot tell me there is no way some angry hacker could hack his accountant and get them (I wouldn’t reccommend hacking the IRS because of federal crime worries). There has got to be a way, as accounting firms aren’t that secure. And trust me, I know, as I’ve worked with them before; man, do people seriously not…

But, seriously, I hope literally no one is surprised. This was the plan all along. In the case that he lost - which is the scenario even he admitted he believed more likely - he wouldn’t release them because he wasn’t running for shit, anymore. In the case that he won? Well, fuck you, I’m president, now...