Please don't disgrace pigs by comparing them to Kate Upton. They're actually the third most intelligent animal after primates and dolphins. Kate is nowhere up there in intelligence. Nor is she as cute as actual piggies. Case in point:
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There really is no better way to consume television than a good new-fashioned binge-watch. Personally, I like to…
I don't use Facebook much anymore, because anyone with a brain knows that Facebook is terrible. Apart from the…
Are you joking? You must be joking. You are joking. Your joke was bad and you should feel bad.
I will never not be terrified of nuns.