My favorite thing is you said “don’t be a Highlight Truther or you’re a piece of shit, it’s immediately followed by Highlight Truthers lol

If Rothfuss publishes, I will be at my local book store day one to buy it. Same if Scott Lynch ever publishes another Gentleman Bastards book. Sure, they may have flaws, but I have enjoyed those series more than just about anything else I've read since middle school. 

And ‘being a woman’ doesn’t count as a reason.

Okay I’ll bite.