Honey Boo Boo was a thing. As were the Duggars so

But he's totally fine with the gruesome violence and sexuality in the Bible, right? Wahhhhhh.

When I first saw this I thought it was Hitler. I was desperately trying to figure out why they had Hitler chilling in a chair at a college campus.

We are literally one step away from university-level Christian trigger warnings.

She got her (late) grandmother’s diamond, IIRC. (This happened years before I was born)

Unless you hit the diamond at exactly the right spot. My mom turned her engagement ring into powder while doing the dishes.

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

Part of the reason the wholesale diamond market is so opaque and confusing is that the margins between mining and retail are so thin. Most of the money is made at either ends of the spectrum, in between everyone is looking for a tiny edge on the next guy.

I love opals, but theydon’t make good jewelry, they crack really easily because of all the water in them. If someone wanted to give me all those opals to look at and play with, I wouldn’t say no.

As long as those women aren’t first nations. #Trolling

Sure they can be comfortable with nudity or whatever but how about teaching them so friggin boundaries, too? Barging in on someone in the bathroom? What if they were pooping? THAT’S MY TIME, YOU LITTLE JERKS.

has he complained about the “gotcha” questions from the liberal media?

Yeah, loved that dig he got in - “It was really all HER fault.”

Those lesbians, in real life you never accidentally find them kissing and then they ask you to join in. They’re such teases!

Especially the ones who choose to be gay!

I was trying to find an image for “Florida crying” but all I came up with is this mugshot. Sort of looks like Chris “leave Britney alone”. Some of us Floridians could take those ingredients and come up with a cure for cancer. (But when we talk about it at the local New York style deli we whisper the word “cancer”)

It’s how you say it in German

Who are these people who “were” gay, and now they aren’t.

Schadenfreude

i think the broader question here is why give rick santorum any airtime at all