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Guys. I’m going to my 4th wedding this wedding season in two weeks and I really wanted to tell you all about it.

Bob Odenkirk, Better Call Saul

I wonder what the Duggars plans are now. They had a good thing going with the government grift supporting their housechurch and of course the pretending to be an upstanding family for that TLC money. My guess is they will start making various appearances at tent revivals. Hallelujah, pass the collection plate.

Wait, wait , let me get my popcorn!

No. Kenneth actually has a soul.

Please don’t drag Kenneth into this

Nah, fuck this. They had a chance to cancel this when it actually meant something, and they didn’t. The “special” is their way of testing the waters for a Jill/Jessa spinoff and of financially capitalizing on the continued interest in the Duggars and what happens to them. I can’t decide what’s worse—pretending like

Our liberties! *clutches heart*

Took ‘em long enough but on the other hand....wooooooot!

This woman knows nothing about me.

I’ve met several ridiculously friendly corgis. They exist.

Yeah, I feel torn about this. Komen has certainly met it’s original goal of raising “awareness” for women, and I think that was good. Now they are just a fund-sucking self-help program with relentless positivity brainwashing that can be exclusionary to women who are actually dying of breast cancer, which does still

Yeahhhh it seems most of their money goes to paying salaries and “awareness.” Who isn't aware that my tits could get cancer? That theirs could too? No one except small children

Babies are a divine punishment for opening your legs, willingly or otherwise. They’re precious angels sent to earth to destroy the lives of any woman who dares not be a virgin on her deathbed.

Minus five for a Seth MacFarlane reference. Anything pertaining to him belongs under the post about douching.

This was my first thought.

Remember, a woman’s role in the reproductive process is to incubate a small human (which gains a soul immediately upon the sperm meeting the egg), and must be cherished and protected and saved from herself should she decide that she does not wish to use her body to incubate another human being.

Women... Who needs them? Right Brian?.... You know.... I mean what can a woman do for you that a man can’t? Wouldn’t that be funny? Brian?

It really doesn’t matter to them how this affects other forms of care for women. Women are not human beings. Women do not deserve health care if they’re going to abuse it by controlling their sexuality.