Clearly, Rick Santorum would be president if rude lady reporters weren't so gosh darn tricky. Bitches, always scheming.

Are you married to another guy? Are you having a “Me and Mrs. Jones” thing goin’ on?

Not only is he creepy, but with only three kids, he’s not walking the talk. That’s a small family to Catholics who actually follow the big family bullshit the Vatican dishes out.

Not my experience with the large number of Russian students I’ve had come to me and ask if I would change them out of a class group because black people were in them. Same with the Chinese.

This cat. I love him, because his expression says, “I can’t help how nature made me.”

Lived through the 70s. It’s absurd that people think there was anything cool about the 70s. It was a reckless, sad, confused and ugly time. And I say this as someone who was far too young to have had any experience with ‘ludes, as they were called.

Jesus. Can the outrage. “Poaching” is used to describe hiring one person away from a competitor. And that’s just one example of modern usage of the term.

DON’T WORRY. THEY CAN’T READ!

It was great. And I hate Billy Bob Thornton and he was great, too.

But, no Omar, to say to The Governor: “You come at the King, you best not miss.”

I HAVE READ ALL THE BOOKS. WHY ARE So sure? (Sorry, I got hoarse from all the shouting.)

As a person who has been in the workplace for 30 years, I know it is depressingly easy for men to find women who don’t give any shits about poaching another woman’s man. And vice versa.

I care about trees. If one of my neighbors disturbed the roots of one of our trees, there would be a problem. It wouldn’t be a $90,000 problem, but it could be a $10,000 one.

Good point, but I suppose I was really focused on the small part where he starts he actually partakes. In the scheme of the article, it’s minor. But I also see how people would see it differently.

It really was easy to miss!

It was buried. Seriously. If you blinked, you’d miss it. Its brevity is kind of telling.

In the original article, it’s clear he partakes, but seldom. I’m guessing it’s because, like all dependent people, he’s not free.

The article and the responses are terrible in every direction. He seems totally passive aggressive.

It's the greatest beverage ever made.

Yes. He's teetotal.