I think eloping is so polite. I’m sorry, but your big day is YOUR day, not mine. The whole wedding industry is ridiculous.

Because I love Excel, and there’s no substitution for it. Therefore, I have to get the suite.

The Frozen Trucker case opinion is even worse for Gorsuch than the Dems are making it out to be. The CNN explanation is simplistic and doesn’t fully address the horror of Gorsuch’s dissent.  TransAm (the trucking company) could have easily fired the trucker for one of two things that no one at the hearings talks…

Yes. Are people still asking that question regularly?

nope, no one plays games that you don’t play. We actually exist only to confirm your own existence. Its one hell of a life.

For people who might start playing because of this, there are a lot of quirks, but I’m only going to warn you of one because the rest are fun ones you can discover yourself and deal with:

I really enjoyed it for about 20 hours, at which point i’d just about done everything. Its incredibly aesthetically pleasing and somehow soothing to play.

Seems to be only young people... What us older people value most in a career

I was going to post a similar comment. The only things I see when I go on reddit are my subreddits or my front page, which only shows posts from subreddits I subscribe too. Only in cases of extreme boredom where I’ve somehow run out of content in all of my subreddits and still want more do I venture to r/all to see if…

I think he looks like Hank Hill’s dad, Cotton.

I once threw a book at my cousin for being terrible at Metal Gear Solid

“That, and it was always meant to be a game played while walking...”

I know, right?

I agree with you.

since when did 5' 8" become short? 5' 6" is the average height for male humans.

#3 #3 #3 are you LISTENING RHODE ISLAND, # fucking 3! I’m not sure there are 5 people in this damn state that get that one.

It’s bad enough that I put out a monthly highlight reel of my dashcam from driving in the south part of NH (and sometimes into surrounding states). Not as crazy as the Russian dashcam compilations, but there sure are a lot of near-miss type situations.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

They removed Psych. Netflix is dead to me. This is worse than hearing about Pluto.