Imagine if you were reading exactly this story about Metal Gear Solid? 

I hope this goes even deeper as a comic take on stereotypes:

They are now a terrible company. Blizzard are no better for eating their IP.

no. it wasnt. And i thought this was a wind up until i saw who wrote it.

I’m sorry but you are exactly the opposite of what is progressive here. You are in a low point and have given up. Now you are being emo and looking for attention. Sort your life out like some of us have had to.

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For me the biggest issue will be that despite how it feels or the technology inside i doubt it will look sporty or luxurious enough. I want a car that is an extension of me (BMW, Mercedes, Jag etc) and would happily pay for that but I have a feeling we will end up with something more like a Toyota, Ford or VW. It’s…

I’m not excited for this. A car should be an extension of the person driving it. That thing is ugly. Anything similar will be ugly. I hope apple are not trying to take individualism out of car ownership or they are going to learn an expensive mistake! Those of us that can afford to buy this will probably not otherwise.

well it worked for square enix. oh wait, they can do both....

This is honestly the funniest thing i have seen in a long time. I (largely) clean humor. Watched it while installing the massive 50GB PC Titanfall install.

Oh...my heart...it cant take it! That was just great!!

lets look at it another way. If there was no prologue and the final game cost $90 next gen, you would all still purchase it because you know it would be worth every penny. All Kojima has done is ensure he makes that much money off the combined single title while actually letting us play something in advance (and…

having been playing tomb raider for the past two weeks i agree with him. 15 hours is too long for me. two hours with good replay value is perfect. young people should be studying and adults working anyway...he is doing you a favor

Im all for anything that makes a woman look hotter.

That Mexican guy, That Woman and That Japanese Clown should be fired. Then Nintendo should be FORCED to make next gen versions of all their tier 1 titles (Zelda, Mario, Mario Kart, Starfox...and ffs a Pokemon MMO) just like they did with the N64. The crappy party games should be kept to the handhelds. Im sick of…

This is the quality of Zelda game we would get on an Xbox One etc. And it will unfortunately never happen as the greatest gaming IP's unfortunately sit with the most backwards and retarded of all companies i know of except Blackberry. Yup, Nintendo.

And this is why they are smarter than us. However! Fortunately, the entire world system they later attempt to intorgrate into is designed by the west and controlled by the west. They have to spend the rest of their life fitting in or stay in their own country and be broke (or extremely rich if corrupt enough/lucky…

Want to cut drink drive offences by 50% in one year? HAVE THE TUBE AND TRAINS RUN ALL NIGHT! Or at least start at like 3/4am so i can party all night, hit duck n waffle and stroll over to train station and get back to rural England in 30 mins. A few more rapes and robberies are a small price to pay. This crappy public…

Because some people create and some people destroy.

I love western excess. This is not trolling. I really do lol. We are pretty bad in the UK, i mean i throw away 90% of the food i purchase, refuse to carry coinage and will throw it away rather than give it to the homeless, refuse to donate in case a charity/business profits from my donation, buy new electronics and…