Seconded! Great series!

It’s about taste.

I agree with all you have put out there. I respectfully add one bit. If it is that important to have a you tube moment: hire dancers. I’ve worked a lot of weddings. It will be better and the wedding party can film it too. Everyone will have fun and no one feels embarassed. I really like the parties that hire a…

This is the take I was looking for. The older members of my family are diabetic and I need taco night, corn tortilla ftw. Also, for enchiladas the flour tortillas get gluey. I live in Texas, though, and fresh, tasty tortillas are easy to find. I have made them myself and it’s a little work but has huge impact. When I…

I was not familiar with this image yet (how I don’t know), but I ran an image search, great catch!

Something in my brain crossed wires and I saw your username as title to this picture. Try it! I laughed!

My Dream Lottery Home!

I’m no lawyer, but I imagine that it would be hard to re-offend as no one would trust her with sensitive information again. Also it is a non violent white collar crime. Just a guess!

Champagne coupes are indeed the way you should drink sparkling wine!

Wait. Are these strippers or dancers?

I believe the president has to purchase his own furniture. He has to buy his own toilet paper. Number 2 on this article/list:  http://www.cracked.com/article_23912_6-issues-all-presidents-face-no-matter-how-great-they-are.html

Does he have insurance?

As weird as it seems, this is a very useful “Thing to have on your resume” if you want to be in hotels, fine dining, private chef service.

I know it is NOT THE SAME but paprika can add some yummy smokeyness to dishes sans bacon. I use it a lot for my family who can’t have that much sodium.

Me too!

Remember: only around your wine people you can note the “cat piss” in that Sauv Blanc, for everyone else its “gooseberries”.

“Dry sweetness”? Just no, you animal. Words have meanings and you are not doing your readers any favors if they go ask for a wine with dry sweetness. I know I’m being harsh, and I really love your writing, but for this I will not stand! People are already confused around wine terms and slips like this make them feel…

I do too! I loved Garfunkle and Oates!

He may not even want the job after his first term is up. It is a hard job.

Great book. I had the same feeling of “otherness”. It’s so weird.