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And try building a 7 mile tunnel in the US for a cost that does not include the word “billion”. $160 million for this is ungodly cheap for this type of work. Denmark’s infrastructure is so, so good, and doubly so if you are on feet or a bike, and about 100X better than the US for pedestrians. But, you know, socialism.

“The objective fact is I believe”

I purchased a narrow armoire off Craigslist for our small foyer. $175. My husband installed a motion light and even a phone charger.

This is the sort of news I would have used to chide our kids when they were younger.

Say what you want about the Mormons, but I don’t think they are responsible for hallucinations. 

Love Toto on live TV calling it a “monumental fuckup”. Oops.

On one hand, seriously sucks for Russell that the team fucked up a bunch.

My daughter’s 11th grade history class took a huge test, and the average grade was something in the 40's. She got an 85. The teacher told the class that they’d have to write a “blah blah word essay” on the material. My kid informed him that collective punishment was considered a War Crime under the Geneva

I’m glad it was helpful. Obviously, we’ve relaxed a little as he’s gotten older, because part of growing up is learning to deal with unfair, difficult people, but in general, the policy stands. We also live in the best subdivision/school matchup within that district we can afford, on the theory that better educated

OMG I love your Great Wall policy! That’s such a good idea. I love this community!!!!

My high school was severely overcrowded. I was severely unmotivated to make it to my first period math class. The punishment for skipping class was a pile up of detentions. Once, on a whim, I decided to go to my math class and was promptly called out by the teacher who told me that I’d missed so much that no amount of

I thought I was in a normal committed partnership with a guy with travelled a lot for work. I’m kind of an introvert and city living means small spaces, so I actually didn’t mind having the apartment to myself a lot. That is until lockdown interrupted what could have been an indefinite excuse to be able to pull of two

My land yacht story. I was forced to take piano lessons as a kid from this intense Russian woman that was a truly unique person.

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This is lawyering beyond anything I’m familiar with. It’s the legal equivalent of this:

Right. My cousin was fine one day and the next day the police found her wandering half-dressed along the interstate not even knowing where she was.

I’ve been wanting to start this thread for several days, and I just have to do it. I want preface this by noting that a cousin of mine has struggled with schizophrenia her entire life, so I am not one to make light of mental illness. I am not saying this to be ironic or clever or hyperbolic. But I have come to believe

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No, that’s when you use a tyrannosaurus to kill someone.

To each their own but he is arguably one of the best standups and writers of the past 3-5 years. His timing and delivery defy his age. Between his comedy specials and his Broadway show and the stellar SNL appearances, I doubt he is going anywhere. As to his ego, if you watched his stand-up specials, you’d know that