Southern add on.

No.  Nothing you have said is accurate.  If there was evidence of fraud, why hasnt any of it been substantiated in Court?  Its nonsense its manufactured so the GOP can claim for the next 4 years about stolen elections.  They had plenty of opportunities to pass bills on election security on shoring up vote by mail,…

The year my father was dying. He was in the hospital over Thanksgiving. When they brought his dinner, there was a paper turkey placemat on the tray. For some reason that just broke my heart. Trying to make a “festive” Thanksgiving, which was his last, by putting it on a turkey placement. There was something just so…

The worst type of person is the person who doesn’t even make $40,000 a year refusing to raise the tax rate on people that make that in a day. 

While the parking lot donuts are sure to be a favorite of many car enthusiasts, I have one simple thing I enjoy greatly that may be a bit odd.

Usually at least once a year I get to enjoy “The Silent Drive”. This is the drive during or right after a decent snowfall where there’s minimal-or-no traffic, and ideally you’re…

My wife and I are getting ready to take our daughter to school, first grade. Normally I’m the one that takes her but we decided to carpool that day in my wife’s car. I saw my daughter getting into the wrong car so I yell to her, “We’re using the other car!” and go back inside. Wife and I finish locking up the house…

Starred for “chudfuckers”. That’s a very satisfying word.

“I would hardly consider myself a science denier.”

I know it’s funny to snark on this situation, but I’m related to two immediate family members who are mentally ill but do not fit the strict legal criteria for involuntary treatment and/or commitment. (I suspect that’s the case with Petrie-Blanchard.)

MY BROTHER (or SISTER)!!

I thought I posted, but alas, it isn’t here. I went to Choate and overlapped with Ivanka. She used to leave for long weekends to model, she was super awkward for the most part, and had very few friends her freshman year.  Like, her prefects used to go away on long weekends with her because none of the other freshman…

Back in the 90s, when I was but a wee Deadpan, I was watching the post-dinner Cowboys game with my father’s side of the family. It was a rare snow game, vs. Miami if memory serves. During a Dolphins field goal attempt, the kicker slipped and fell. When I recreated it, my pantomime for a huge laugh, so I did it again.…

One time my cousin and I were having a staring contest. I had a stuffy nose at the time and thought I had the real advantage here. What I didn’t expect was the pressure built up from stifling my laughter would explode into a snot bubble the size of a baseball, effectively destroying the appetite of everyone at the…

Within the last couple of years, I lived at a boarding school similar in location and with a similar vibe to Choate with my ex-husband. Heard nothing about the Trumps, but a lot about other powerful families. Boarding school culture is another world.

If only to see drunk Leah destroy her. Andy Cohen would bring Dorinda back to give her the Tinsley treatment, which Ivanka will actually deserve.

Ramona Singer and her 50 closest friends are just dying to host them in the Hamptons.

I won’t say too much so as not to doxx her, but a close family member went to boarding school with Ivanka at Choate in Connecticut. I hope they start their public tell-alls soon, as I heard enough stories to sour my opinion even before the Trump family ran our country into the ground.

Who do you even think you’re talking about? Jesus fucking christ you sound like a judgemental boomer. $100 brunches instead of paying down loan debt? You sound like a Fox commentator and that’s all I need to stop this unproductive conversation. 

My dad grew up in a hyper machismo culture and I am so proud of the way he has worked to deprogram that shit from his life. No, he’s NEVER going to wear a pretty ballgown, but he sees another man do it and is now quick with a “good for him, he looks happy”. The man is in his 60s and has literally started telling…