Those are the after pictures.

The cats have been identified as the main cause behind the extinction of Australia’s native animals.

Let’s get it out of the way:

This guy’s tenured? Really? What the hell am I doing with my life...

In the summer I watch cat videos in just boypants with a giant bowl of cookie dough ice-cream and a bottle of wine.

Probably can get around the blocks. I see videos posted from China onto Youtube all the time.

Why are people hating her for this? I wish every divorced couple could put their children first.

What does it mean if I see spiders everywhere? This is a serious question.

Dyed with the blood of innocents.

Why are you still grey?

Next logical step is to share videos of themselves saying, “I hate America.”

True story, a rat stole all the bills from my wallet when I lived in a nasty flat when I was a broke college student. I know a rodent did it because there were nibble marks on the wallet leather, and we caught 3 giant rats in one week. Needless to say, I burned that wallet.

I think you mean, deformed German Shepherd frogs that can’t walk.

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Don’t yell or get angry. Dose all your stuff with the strongest laxatives you can get your hands on, then eat out for a week.

Putin riding a bear.

What does the Feminazi flag look like?

There’s no change they can make that will leave Oreos less disgusting.

Babysitter gets high, takes baby to get munchies, forgets baby on side of road?

That looks like imminent chronic back pain.