I like how you spell grey.

In honour of the last Jezebel quiz (that I was sober enough to remember doing), I will name my next baby Maxi-dress.

io9 staff are nicest and smartest.

I haven’t read the article yet but I hope this is satire...

Adblock Plus changed my life.

I wish my dog were as obedient as this woman seems to be...

What are the good apples of Gamergate doing to weed out the bad harasser apples? This is an honest question, from someone confused about why repeated murder-threats aren’t being treated seriously.

I have one of those parasols that I use because I hate the feeling of sunscreen. My cheeks and nose burn to a painful burning crisp on moderately sunny days even though I’m half-Asian and should produce more melanoma. I peel and peel for days and actually need antibiotic ointment so I don’t freaking scar. People in…

I want 3D printed skin to be a thing. I want them to grow other organs too, for pharmaceutical testing and people who need replacements. I want animal testing to go away. And I want to live forever but that’s less important than the animal testing. Maybe that makes me crazy.

Those rich people have amazing self-control. Any pineapple I get my hands on is gone in 10 minutes. Gone meaning stuffed into my mouth.

They’llFuckThisUpThey’llFuckThisUpThey’llFuckThisUpThey’llFuckThisUpThey’llFuckThisUpThey’llFuckThisUpThey’llFuckThisUpThey’llFuckThisUpThey’llFuckThisUpThey’llFuckThisUp....

I really want to tell her, but everytime I walk into her office I just lose all my courage and start talking about my cat as a metaphor for my life problems. It gets better every year so I’ll probably get to do it soon enough.

Thanks! I’m better at recognizing when my eating habits start going wonky again. It’s happened a few times, especially before my wedding, which is why this article resonated. This terrible thing never really goes away, does it?

I legit cut up everything I ate into teeny, tiny pieces (of the same size) when I was full-blown anorexic. Then I’d eat each piece very, very slowly, so I would stop feeling hungry before I ate them all. I also measured everything with my tablespoon, including chicken broth, and drank enormous amounts of salted water…

I’m not sure it counts as ‘high’ but when I tried out melatonin for my sleep problems, I took too many. Way too many. Slept like a corpse, then had to go to work the next day and slept sitting up at my desk with the door closed, so I could wake up if my boss tried to come in. I think I started hallucinating by…

Do you know which episode it was?

Chewbaccat sez Hgrhrghrghrghrghrah?

A fanfiction writer defended those to me a few years ago as freedom of speech. I just think there should be a line somewhere between personal liberty and dragging real people into it.

Stumbling onto those interesting stories has made me want to throw up every time I come across the word “alpha” outside of the context of astronomy or the Greek alphabet. This article was very informative and I mostly get where these authors are coming from, but it hasn’t stopped my automatic gag reflex.

Is it difficult to raise backyard chickens? We don’t have any neighbours so sound isn’t an issue, but we live in Canada so would a heated chicken coop be enough during winter?