That's actually the opposite of what I was taught about good customer service. Virgin founder Branson wrote:
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Cat pics: 21st Century opiate of the masses.
Marquel's cookie for bachelor.
I hope nobody will try to poison those animals.
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I just really, really hope they learn to respect themselves and other women before they ever have daughters of their own.
Well, yeah, but you don't have to ever talk to them after drawing up the contract. Just leave little notes stuck to their door. And steal all their hidden chocolate if they piss you off by never cleaning the bathroom during their juice fast.
NOooooo, don't fuck Jeff!
LOL at so much anger. No, really, this is great fluff after all the other horrible news stories.
I thought he shot in the back of the head.
Dude. Seriously. It's JEEBUS. Get it right, you Satan-worshiping atheist.
Invented. I like you.
I cannot imagine a relationship where one partner dictates something so important — that would be like having a parent instead of being equals. Kind of creepy.
Hey, some guys are growers.
Did Carmichael write for Jezebel? I don't think I remember her at all, though it may be that I never did pay enough attention to the staff.
Is this why your name is Pinkham?
Communist!
Um, does that mean you wanted her first name to be Jane, or that you wanted a boy?