Ugh, I don't even want to imagine what those parents felt about losing both baby AND dog on the same day. A preventable tragedy is the worst kind.

I am eating breakfast out of a tub of chocolate ice-cream. I am also still in my underwear.

"A few scratches here and there"? Did you read the post I replied to? Little girl who actually lost an eye to a cat? She sure learned how to respect animals.

Re: tail-pulling

The cat didn't go after the baby. The child pulled its tail, the cat swatted at him and left a scratch that didn't require medical attention, and the father (according to someone who watched a Portland interview with him) kicked the cat across the room. There was no mauling.

The child pulled the cat's tail, the cat swatted at him and left barely a scratch that didn't require medical attention, and then (according to someone who can watch Portland news) the father kicked the cat across the room. He admitted it. That seems like a huge overreaction. The cat wasn't mauling the baby.

Shakira's song lyrics suggest that she's a very possessive person, so it's not surprising that she's with someone who's also 'territorial'.

This situation is kind of different from that, though. The dog just had major surgery and was in a fragile physical state, which was made more dangerous by keeping her under general anesthesia for that asshole to tattoo her. We don't keep humans under general for longer than absolutely necessary (as far as I know)…

The dog just had a major surgery (with resulting blood loss and heavens knows what) and a whole host of complications could have come up if they left her under for the additional time it took to ink this tattoo. Keeping a human under general anesthesia is dangerous enough, never mind a smallish dog.

I'm weeping and laughing hysterically at the same time because this is just soooo outrageously awful.

Blasphemer! Velveeta isn't cheese!

No way, dude, that would be creepy. We keep lube and handcuffs.

Wiki: "Sometimes, the teratoma has within its capsule one or more fluid-filled cysts; when a large cyst occurs, there is a potential for the teratoma to produce a structure within the cyst that resembles a fetus."

But how do you explain the sriracha?

Playing with Barbie made me want to be a hair stylist.

I was scrolling down going "boring boring dumb boring... wait what is.... WOW MUST HAVE NOW" but you beat me to it.

I have to admit that I've never gone to Target, but that just adds insult to injury.

Why are stores getting rid of their plus-size lines or moving them online if it's common knowledge that there are now more plus-size customers than ever before? Where did good ol' capitalism go?

Could have helped this guy

Did you sit in front of your warm toasty oven? Cause that's what I did as I ate my cookies.