GAAAAH MY MASCARA!

Where are his boobs?

I honestly hope these racists have zero knowledge of white-Native history, because if they did, this would be even more horrific.

Canadian Thanksgiving is the best! I think it was grade six in elementary school where my teacher spent the week leading up to Thanksgiving teaching us about all the ways we oppressed/are still oppressing the Natives. And yeah, no pageants for me either. No weird geisha/gangster stuff. Just lots of guilt (and I'm not…

I usually pair a light silk dress with the dress coat, in case I end up somewhere hot. I'm always cold and my workplace is freezing (thanks a lot, guys in suits), so my dress coat is just right.

Some of the gossip about her are just awful. They've been saying that she was starving herself during pregnancy so she can stay thin, she wasn't really pregnant because she didn't have a big enough bump, she's probably cheated on her husband already, etc. I don't care a whit about Middleton but fuck those terrible…

Stop pawing at me, stupid human.

My cat just bites my face if I try to kiss him.

Suck on that, Paul Ryan.

chronic heavy metal poisoning would have made her really sickly.

I had a dream that Takei was playing Anasomething in the 50 Shades movie. Was very excited when I woke up.

Except for the purple lipstick, I'm not going to be able to remember any of these looks by next week.

A smile's pretty sexy.

He also speaks some Spanish and Italian. I want to stroke his hair.

I've never been on a dating site, but can you search for 'dimples'?

Tom speaking French at Dark World premier! Loki loves his broski!

I hope Flowbee reads your post.

My Asian parents almost disowned me for marrying my white working-class boyfriend. I actually don't know if they were more horrified by him or when I was in a serious, long-term relationship with a woman 15 years older.

How is it mutual? (I'm honestly confused, not trying to be hostile.)

I wouldn't be caught dead walking into a movie theater showing this atrocity.