And those were only the mistresses who weren't too ashamed to contact a publicist.

Where's a giant New York rat when you need one?

Weird, my mother /grandmother/aunts always corrected me with 'stop that, it's not proper', but I'm sure none of them thought that modesty is ladylike. Look at evening gowns that show shoulders.

I think every kitchen needs a good pair of tongs. A while ago, I completely flipped out in the kitchen when I started dinner and realized they were GONE OMG. When I found out my brother had stolen them, well...

Is it full of selfies with cats?

That's one strong mouse. I bet the cookie weighed more than she does, before she ate it.

Thanks for the heads up! I don't think he's trying very hard at inciting rage, so I couldn't immediately tell he was trolling.

I couldn't smooch total strangers. That's even grosser than shaking hands.

Body fat certainly seems to be a factor in Queef Latinah developing moobs. I haven't read (or searched for) any studies on the subject however, so I'm going to leave the conclusions to real scientists.

I was responding to raisedbycats' comment about the porn industry. You should ask him/her.

Including the male actors still doesn't call out the industry for being abusive.

Fat cells produce estrogen. I'm too lazy to check if the cited articles included that info. Of course, there are anecdotes (even in the comment section here) about how skinny people enter puberty early too, but fat cells produce estrogen.

All my bras are padded like pillows. I bet I could pull the stuffing out of them and make my cat a catbed.

The problem I have with that comment is that 'whoring out' puts the blame entirely on the women who act in porn, and not on the industry itself.

Will you come to Canada, or should I get over my fear of border guards?

Are you sure they aren't stuffed toys? The number of views at the bottom of the screen moves more than these sloths.

Sure, why not? It's like getting the vaccines for hepatitis A and B.

It's almost a million signatures now.

Who willingly goes to Canada at this time year? I live here, and I want to fly south.