Another commenter mentioned that a police source said there were multiple pregnancies and miscarriages. That's wholly fucked up.

Didn't he ever go home for holidays?

We should all carry wrenches in our ladybags.

You're lucky to have a cat that enjoys the laser pointer. My cat's only happy when trying to kill things, like my feet or spiders. He chased the laser dot for all of 5 minutes when I first got it, then he just stopped and stared at my hand with that particular cat look of utter disdain - I'm sure you know what I mean…

My cat eats 3/4 cups of dry cat food a day (Halo), but not all at once. He's very trim at 11 pounds. I'm not sure what you're feeding your cat or how much exercise it gets - I take mine on walks 2x a day and make him do tricks for every single kibble. The cat in the video obviously needs to lose a few pounds to get to…

I like higher jeans. When the low-rise fad was in, I couldn't sit down without showing off whatever underwear I happened to be wearing that day (so I bought really indecent ones).

Her sister and cousin may still be alive. That poor family.

I like turkey+cheese+tomato+toasted bread. Sometimes I replace turkey with avocado. Sometimes I replace it all with straight up chocolate pie.

I thought I was the only one who might have gone 'eugh' when I read tunamelt. I don't mind tuna, but with cheese? No. Just no.

If they all look the same, beauty pageants might actually start to be about intelligence and charm.

I think it might be that everything they do, when taken together, seem kind of threatening.

And Santorum wore sweater vests.

Beware the nice ones.

I get that people would like to protect nature while still getting off, but what kind of person gets enthusiastic about wood pulp insertion? Do they not think things through to their natural conclusion (of splinters)? I'm crossing my legs just thinking of it, and not in a good way.

I'd like to pick him up and rub my face against the lovely, soft puppy fur on his tummy.

Thanks so much for the offer, but I can't figure out how to pm on new Jezebel.

I've never tried a corset before. Are they really that painful?

Thank you! My credit cards are going to get a real workout soon...

These are nice to look at, but WHERE CAN I BUY THEM? I'm willing to shell out good $$$ to appease my vanity.

How about a wider belt? Update the look to the 21st century.