Apparently, they have seven more kids. It's like the animal kingdom — some are eaten by rattlesnakes and giant Australian spiders, but the others survive to propagate their species.

The devil on my shoulder says, "These two should be sterilized."

Those fucking hypocrites. Their own prophet promoted rights and education for women.

I don't know what to say. MRAs are just vile, and I'm sorry Charlotte has to go through this. Hopefully, the threats won't become reality, but I'm terrified for her.

He'd probably kick his pawsies if you did scratch his tummy

We shared a common ancestor with Neanderthals, so it's likely we had the same number of chromosomes.

Why do all the animal videos on Jezebel make me cry? They're supposed to make me happy.

No he won't. The world will not punish him because it'll have forgotten about this terrible story as soon as the media finds something shinier to report. He'll be out of jail in months.

No, the official procedure is 1) another sexual assault; 2) bribing the parents to keep them quiet; and 3) blaming the girl for being outside in the first place.

It's his responsibility to find out about things like the gym's schedule before joining it. I pay yearly fees to use a gym, the same amount as every other adult, but I can't turn around and sue them for family-only pool hours.

My fiance's from the south and everytime I visit his family, the little ones would call me ma'm. It makes me check the mirror for wrinkles.

Sometimes I want to be American just to have the right to send angry letters to American politicians.

Ryan Lochte rubbing faces with a kitten!

I'm kind of worried that he might have had a stroke near a keyboard.

Snail takes a shower.

I think people who say things like that really don't know they're being offensive. She went on to say something about how she didn't like the black immigrants as much as the Asian ones before I made up an excuse to get out of there. I don't know if I should tell her what's what. We have to work together very closely…

I was having lunch with a new possible friend the other day, and she starts going on about how nice my black hair is, how straight, how it's good that I don't dye it to look white like those other girls...

Reapplying all eyemakeup before meeting.

It really depends on how many hours a day you can spend trying to get it used to you, I think. I got him in the summer while I was still in college, so I had tons of free time.

I have a chinchilla. I didn't know they weren't just pets until I thought it would be cool to google image search 'chinchilla' just to see what other chinchillas looked like. Not my best idea.