They're really pretty, but also assholes.

LOL Kanye. He seems to be dressing her as if she were a walkway model instead of her actual body-type.

My cat pushes glasses off tables with his head. I could be sitting right in front of the glass, and he'd saunter up to it and headbutt it off, then stare at me.

Exactly! The shoes thing has always puzzled me. I kept wondering if I'm missing out on a shoe-size secret that will make my heels feel like sneakers, but every time I try on too-large shoes I just trip.

I just got over one last month, and oh my, just sitting up was a challenge.

I live in Canada — land of gun control — and have acquaintances who hunt regularly, but only with rifles. I hope America might think about restricting semis.

I hate it when people try to peddle these cure-all diets to people that cut out entire groups of food. Gluten-free food's vital for people with celiac and sensitivities, but I'm not going to restrict my eating out of mindless fear for conditions I don't have. It's not like I'm huffing white flour.

If you're calling a reputable hotel, the person answering the phone has been trained to respond politely and helpfully to all sorts of requests. Asking for a better rate is very low on the list of things they'd get riled up at.

Can't be unseen.

Yes, this ad doesn't appeal to me either. But there are people who will enjoy watching it.

Oh, gosh. I'm sorry for ruining the snappy comeback. Thanks, though, for the diagram — now I can safely ignore my own country again as it's slowly taken over by robots.

Tax-funded abuses shelters. I just can't believe anyone would complain about them as a lifestyle choice. WTF.

Wait, what's wrong with my country? Did I miss something? maybe I should actually take a look at Canadian news... but it's so boring.

I see what you're saying, now. I guess it's because I've never in my life heard of a cup condom before that I was so shocked at it. Is it a thing in America?

Oh, snap, you're right. I know my cousin would laugh himself to death watching a trainwreck, so this might give him a smile.

My mother had no choice but to have a caesarian, or she'd be dead, because her hips were too narrow for a six pound baby. That just seems to wrong.

I wouldn't love my SO as much if he didn't teach second graders and wear geeky sweaters.

Oh, I guess I'm not the target market, because I'm decoding it all wrong. Victoria's Secret just confuses me.

I know there are more important first world problems. That's why I volunteer and donate. But I can't just look at these women and feel nothing.

Glass shoes turning red. *shudders*