@AthertonMerriweather: If it was ruled a homicide the first time, there probably would have been no 4th wife to murder.

My question is: Why wasn't this discovered during the first autopsy?

@funnyface: That's so awesome. And yes, I need to snuggle on my puppy girls now, too!

@Abra: Exactly. They're giving these prisoners new focuses in life and contributing to society! It's a win-win situation.

This is such an amazing program. This is what prison should be about: contributing to society and helping prisoners find a path in life that keeps them from returning if and when they get out.

@PilgrimSoul: I can definitely see your point, but then you're dead. And you won't know where you end up. I've always told my family to just do whatever brings them the most comfort.

@Lucille van Pelt: I Dublin-ately think that.

@CollegeCamel: He gets a boner in the neck! Which doesn't sound very good for the one with the boner. But seriously, wouldn't this be more fun in a pool?

@PreposterousHypothesis: Sending positive thoughts to your puppy! I hope everything goes well!

@wtfox?!: OK, that makes sense. Thanks for clarifying!

@Penny: I was about to say the same thing. I don't know anyone who wouldn't be freaked out about used tampons and washcloths. I don't think it's a phobia that would be too crippling, but I could be very wrong.

@dandelionbrowne: OMG. I am dying. I can't wait 2 weeks. This season is already better than the first.

I couldn't help but think how much confidence you would have walking into a bar if you were a vampire. When Jessica walked into Merlotte's all the guys were eyeing her, it's like she knew they were thinking dirty stuff about her, but she knew she could easily handle herself because of her new super vampire powers.…

@laetitiae: It was just curious that the dog ran off when Sam jumped in the water and then Daphne shows up, that's what made me think that. Obviously there is going to be more to her because of the marks on her back and in the preview she is seen telling Sam she knows what he is.

@laetitiae: Daphne is the new waitress. I was speculating last night that she was the dog with Sam (just my guess).

@gertymac: He is. He's the only one thinking nice things when Sookie reads his mind. I love him.

That bull-headed thing was so frightening. I don't understand why Bill was so mad at Hoyt and Jessica. She didn't bite him and they were just making out. Is he being a protective father figure? Or is he worried Jessica won't be able to control her impulses?

He's even strapped in. Too cute!

@telecomic the thoughtful red panda: I have 2 border collie mixes! The most awesome dogs ever.

@BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): LMFAO. You are making me die laughing in my quiet little cube.