@PilgrimSoul: Samanthrax really was making me laugh. She was great.

This is spot on. I have a cousin who is a professor of organic chemistry. When she had her daughter, her husband was the one that stayed home for a year. They both agreed her job was too important for her to give up for a year.

@morninggloria: Indeed they do not. I saw a poor girl in some stilettos the other night almost break her ankle from walking on an uneven sidewalk. I cringed for her.

@lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: My sister and I played Jurassic Park all the time. We would run from fake dinosaurs all the time.

"it is always easiest to stand at the edge of the road and throw stones, than to reach out a hand."

@andromache: @MyrtleWilloughby: You can count me in. I have really bad anxiety, and when presented with risky situations, I'm as nervous as a wet cat.

People, please wear sunscreen and get irregular moles checked ASAP. I had a very good friend get melanoma and die last year after it spread to his brain (he was 25). He went way too long without getting a mole checked and by the time he did, it was too late. Melanoma has a 97% mortality rate once it spreads to another…

@EkaterinaBallerina: Right, but like you said 7,000 people were killed there and buried in mass graves. Yes, bad things happened at Abu Graib, but even when you're comparing the Soviet take over of Buchenwald, there's still no comparison. Thousands of people were not murdered at Abu Graib.

@BeckySharper: My first reaction as well. There's no comparison.

@stacyinbean: LOL! I was sitting on the bed with my boyfriend talking last night and we hear a rustle on the floor and look down. Our 17 lb black cat is stuck in a plastic grocery bag. He had it wrapped around his neck and was running around absolutely freaked out. He was so scared, but we couldn't help laughing. He…

@Penny_Esq: Oooh! You're lucky she was okay. The same thing happened to one of my cats when I was a kid, but with much worse results. It was very traumatizing and I still have issues with opening and closing dryers to this day.

@volvo_cowgirl: I am a lover of all animals, but the one dog in the world I hate the most are Schnauzers. I had 2 attack my sweet little Border Collie and she had to get stitches in her ear. I almost cried.

@tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: That phrasing has always bothered me as well. A man is a man, but a woman is either single or married.

@thegogglesdonothing: This sounds like a plan.

How can something be banned because it's "offensive"? It seems like everything in the world would be banned because somebody will always be offended about something.

@Kristinkles: Yes, we would.

@Pocahaunted: Seriously. I would play mommy to all these orphaned babies!

@stacyinbean: I will gladly adopt both and be their mommy! Such cute babies!

@pinkyBella: *was the one.

@Grim Reaper of the Forest: This story is simultaneously the sweetest and saddest thing I've read all day.