It’s Poetic irony: Masque of the Red Death

Nah, I imagine the planned October Surprise is war with Iran.
They’ll find some excuse. I think the Iranian government was fined for the death of an FBI agent or something? 

.....And inheriting his debt.

Find your soul mate Homer

I can’t think of fruit wine without thinking of:

Considering the Navy navigates vast oceans and rough seas, you’d think they’d be better at handling streams.

I honestly think that everything Bungie is doing right now is in the best interest of the game despite the, ‘but ma base game grind content that’s been free for a year that’s only being temporarily removed’ crowd on reddit and the bungie forums.

Except the man himself is saying there was no bug. 

You should maybe read the article before responding...

you folks should really scroll up and read my story.

Syrup and chicken juice?

My wife is an RN. Healthy, fit, lean, 48, Asian, blood type A. She was doing what she could to stay safe given the limited protective gear available and working hard saving lives back in April. She started getting bad headaches, then her whole digestive system became a noise factory, then the headaches got worse and…

It is obvious that the same asshole wrote the same speech for everyone.

I’ve never nor will I ever play Eve Online, but I absolutely love it. I read articles about it, watch videos explaining what it’s about and what’s happening, all with a childlike glee that one would expect from a 2yo if you read him a Jack Kerouac novel: I have no idea what is going on, and most the words make no…

Uh oh...

Some people need to spend less time on the internet.

Some people need to spend less time on the internet. 

Drinking salty stock probably doesn’t help the puffiness.

I have heard that Kamala Harris is reluctant to debate Mike Pence because she was taught that it was impolite to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

Welcome to your 30s. Getting old kinda sucks like that. Hangovers get worse and cuts and bruises seem to last twice as long.