Yeah, the whole concept is foreign to me. There’s a reason they come in single-serving, 750 mL bottles. 

...“Leftover” wine?!

I’ve been to both Indiana (Poke Bowls) and Wisconsin (Pad Thai) and there is no way on earth Hoosiers and Cheese Heads are ordering those things in abundance.

Spoiler alert for a twenty-year-old game:

The black pepper is probably the spicy part. People used to think that was “hot” back in the day, it’s what they put on their deviled eggs when the paprika no longer did the trick. 

It seems to me that the most important rule for Mario Party was skipped.

On the flipside, the internet as we know it couldn’t exist is companies were held responsible for the actions of private individuals using their services.

Don’t forget to put in a good word for ol’ Ben, huh?

Precisely!  All Zaphod is doing is pointing our their own horrible taste in french fries.  When served real potato french fries cut the same day in store he prefers frozen ones fried at home.  YIKES.  No wonder he can’t tell the difference between INO and McD.  

When does Ben get a taste of the brass ring, huh?

This bug is part of a quest that’s been pretty poorly received, which itself is part of a season that’s been very poorly received. “Broken flagship quest” is a bad look on any game, but for this particular quest to be completely bugged is pretty damning.

You’re looking for logical consistency from the father of X Æ A-12? 

Absolutely. He has no ethos. Just money and his dumbass aristocratic whims.

Pretty sure his head is up his ass.

You clearly only know the sanitized “self-designed” biography of Edison and not the full, REAL history of the man. The sum total of his ‘contributions’ to humanity can be listed thusly: intellectual-labor camps, patent trolling, and subverting better technologies for personal gain. Edison invented nothing. He paid…

The guy who owns Tesla is very much this century’s Thomas Edison. 

That’s because you live on Earth-26 where somehow Roseanne Barr was FLOTUS.