Tabasco is the ketchup of hot sauces.

Two things: the Kardashians are relatively small people - they may not be rail-thin, but they can’t be taller than, say, 5'6; also, I was staying at a hotel on Oahu several years back and Barker happened to be staying at the same hotel - ran into him in the hotel gym and he’s stronger than he looks. Not that he’s…

It’s almost like months and months of training result in better discipline than 2-weeks of self study, followed by someone handing you a gun.

When I was in my 20s, I used to make a beverage called “summer brew” or “pocho” (by my Mexican friends). The units/ratios are:

I used to drink the Xyience before going to play basketball (back when my organs could handle that shit) and I felt like Fry after drinking that 100th cup of coffee. I don’t know if I actually ran faster and reacted quicker, but it sure felt like I did.

God shows up with a length of rubber hose and proceeds to just whup your ass for like 8 hours.

The joke is that this guy is thirsty AF and can’t hide his erection for Harris, even on the fucking radio. The joke is also that Harris wouldn’t respond to his DMs, let alone fuck him, so he’s stuck sitting on the sidelines complaining that everyone else is getting some play except him.

The same way cops de-escalate when a white person has a gun. Don’t go in guns blazing and maybe try talking to the kid.

Yes, achievements in games are put there to not be achieved. It’s some serious 15-dimesional chess that the devs are playing.

I dunno, lots of people I know that are gaming savvy talk a LOT of shit about Activision, for a lot of reasons.

Much lesser known alt-electronic act, Baths, did some music for Hyper Light Drifter and I wish he’d made an entire song out of this. Also, I love Baths.

Annie’s is tasty. Actually tastes like cheese and making it is the exact same process as the Blue Box.

Eh, people living in Seattle are no more or less inclined to eat fast food than anywhere else where there’s a full slate of options. Middle America and rural areas where fast food is the only option? Sure, super high incidence of fast food consumption. But to say people in Seattle don’t eat fast food is a bit silly,…

I think it’s more a function of people in Seattle going out of their way to NOT go to a Starbucks. There are TONS of neighborhood coffee roasters/shops and people here can get pretty snooty about it (I know, this comes as a shock).

This is an object lesson in why things should be measured by weight. My wife insists that measuring by volume makes the most sense. That’s insane.

Not sure if you’re local to the Seattle area, but in SoDo, there’s a little collection of wine tasting rooms and, nestled in there, is the San Juan Selztery, which is sort of like a pub, but for seltzer instead of beer. Again, I haven’t been, but the wine tasting rooms are all pretty solid.

Have you tried San Juan seltzer? It’s pretty broadly available here in Seattle, but I’ve not tried it.

Shipping probably remains static, irrespective of the number of bottles purchased, so if you’re willing to jump in with both feet, I’m guessing you could get up to a case shipped for that same $27, amortizing the cost of each bottle down to $22.25.

Springfield is loosely based on Eugene, OR, where $50k a year is still not a lot.

Look, nobody ever accused them of having skills like “critical thinking”. If they did, they wouldn’t have voted for Trump and they’d be able to smell bullshit like Ted Cruz’ absurd sanctimoniousness.