Ok, boomer.

Closing your eyes and putting your fingers in your ears to block the external world out doesn’t make you “right”, but you do you. If you want to perpetuate misogyny, you go right ahead. Don’t expect anyone else to really give a shit, though.

Lol, “definitionally” is not a word.

A female person, animal, or plant. See how, grammatically, the word “female” modifies the noun “person, animal, or plant”? Thanks for making my point.

Psst...usually, when referring to people, you use the word “woman”. It’s awfully objectifying to refer to women as a “female” because the word “female” is an adjective. A female what?

If OP had said succinctly, “this is dumb”, you’d have gotten on them for not explaining why. Here, they explain why, and you get on them for not being clumsy and overbroad.

You never know which of those other peoples’ children might invent the cure for whatever brain worms OP up there contracted from going to a Trump rally.

Mai Tai’s are like 4 different kinds of rum, then a little more to float on top. They’re wonderfully boozy.

Just because you don’t understand why paying taxes is important doesn’t mean that nobody understands it.

Here’s my rule of thumb: smell it. Does it smell like shit? Does it make you kind of gag a little bit? Don’t put that in your mouth!

Just go full Carl and convince us all that you meant to do that. Also, heyy, loogit the titties on that NYGiants cheerleader’s mother over there - you can see where she gets it from, amirite? From her mother’s titties?

Grammatically, it still works.

The Carl I know would never eat vegetable pizza.

Is it common sense? Sure. But it’s also something that most people don’t think about when they prepare their owns meals. Simple suggestions, like your banana bread example, are broadly known, but there are a host of other things that most people aren’t even thinking about: save Parmesan (or other hard cheese) rinds to…

It really is the best. It’s hollow, so sauce can get in there and hang out for maximum deliciousness, while also being a long noodle, so it serves in place of spaghetti or linguine. It’s the best because it’s the most versatile.

*you’re

Economical suicide? Is that like reusing the plastic bag you got from the grocery store to cover your mouth and nose while you suffocate?

This response did not age well.

Pro-tip: don’t buy that version of gochujang. It tastes artificial to me, like they did something to fast track the fermentation and the end result is not great. Mother-In-Law’s gochujang is far superior.

Yellowbird does great sauces. Our favorite has been their organic Sriracha (the sweetness is less cloying than their conventional version because it’s sweetened with dates, as opposed to cane sugar) and the Ghost Pepper sauce.