Happy Friday!

Part of the issue may be the protein shakes. I’ve seen a number of them that have sugar alcohols or other derivatives to make them taste good while keeping the added sugar and overall calorie load lower, but those can play hell with your digestive tract. 

Getting rid of sugary drinks was a huge help to me when I did some weight-loss life adjustments in my late teens. Graduated high school at 6'0, 240 of the wrong kind of pounds. I played football and basketball (though when I was heavier, I was a terrible basketball player).

I’ve found that eating some plain, whole milk yogurt is a great thing to do for digestive health. I eat some with a grain-free granola (or just a handful of nuts and dried fruit - dried fruit that’s dried WITHOUT all the added sugar), high protein, super easy breakfast that keeps your outputs healthy.

Look, if you’re going to use the phrase “witch hunt”, you better be damned sure there aren’t any witches in your ranks.

Also, his shins would telescope in on themselves if he tried to run and/or jump. The sound alone would give me an erection that could punch through a concrete pillar.

Trump didn’t get out-maneuvered, he just knows that a healthy chunk of his income stream is dependent on his licensing deals with various Turkish plutocrats. Out-maneuvered suggests that Trump wanted a different outcome. 

You saw how fast the Internet turned an AI bot into a racist mouthbreather, too, huh?

Yeah, but it also tastes like ass. That’s not an accident. You don’t want medicine to taste like candy because then kids would want to eat/drink it all.

She pegs him.

Imagine a world wherein White House Chief of Staff is a dead-end.

Pretty sure the FDA would have some words for a company that makes medicine taste like candy.

Cheap maraschino cherries taste like bitter almond extract and anus. Fancy Maraschino cherries taste amazing.

Because cherry pits contain the same compound as bitter almonds, which are not the same thing as almonds. You’re referring to two different things. It’s not hard.

Today you learned that BITTER ALMONDS and ALMONDS are not the same thing.

Love that stand-up. I woke up in a city I’d never been to, married to a woman I’d never met.

We’re still talking about Ellen sitting next to W at a football game? To quote the mayor of Imaginationland, “that’s fucking stupid”.

This is a question about the employment rights of the LGBTQ community, administration lawyers bring up bathrooms and you DON’T think they’re arguing in bad faith?

My god, you’re an idiot.

That’s a real nice straw man you got there.