Melania?

Yes.

You have it mostly right but you forgot about one shadowy group that’s pulling all the strings: the reverse vampires.

A Tomato by any other name would still smell like bullshit.

Eh, my experience is that the floors that listen to/watch Fox are more often sales teams, while the traders sit in front of Bloomberg terminals, rather than watching/listening to anything at all.

I’m surprised it’s not like CNBC or Bloomberg TV - both of those actually have useful information on capital markets. Maybe you could suggest either of those as alternatives, being that they actually provide some kind of information germane to your workplace?

I’d pay real money to have Trump suit up in the pads and go head to head with Kaepernick. I’d also upgrade my subscription if we could get real-time video of his pupils dilating in fear as he senses the impending collision.

Why are people such unrepentant assholes for no discernible reason?

Yes. Democrats have been talking about all the impeachable things Trump has been doing since day 1. And now, Democrats are engaged in no fewer than 6 committee impeachment inquiries. How is that difficult for you to understand? They said something, gathered evidence of wrongdoing, and then acted upon it.

My brain hurts trying to reason out the internal logic of Trump’s tweet, there. I feel like my skull has been degloved.

Dammit, should read “turns his hat around backward” and now I can’t edit...

Paul Ryan has never done leg day. He also turns his around backward when he’s getting ready to lift some “real weight”.

I was thinking that Mike is SUPER into pegging, given his obsession with “the homosexual lifestyle”.

Rudy (and the rest of this administration) is nothing more than meat with eyes.

Somehow, I don’t think Lewandowski’s strategy of “fuck you, Dems” will work during impeachment proceedings.

To paraphrase The Simpsons, around him we see an unmistakable cone of ignorance.

They may try that, but I’m not sure how they can square that with Trump literally saying, “I want you to work with Giuliani, he’s a good guy”.

Well, it’s mostly bots anyway, so you’re spot on about the soullessness.

I dunno, are you a lawyer working in San Francisco?

See, you’ve fallen trap to the oldest Splinter ruse: Pelosi is both nothing and everything, AND a convenient punching bag for those that want IMMEDIATE results, with no potential downside risk, ever, for anything.