The creepiest thing is that Barron has spent so little time with his father that he has an accent like his mother.

He sits like that because someone told him that that’s how you sit when you’re paying attention.

To quote Homer (Simpson), “it takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to believe the lie”.

I’m 90% sure AB has CTE.

...Metroidvania? Igavania?

This has a very Jonathan Swift flavor to it. All puns intended.

Lol, Don doesn’t want Guilfoyle around because he’s jealous that Don Jr. fucks her.

If the world were just, he’d be hung like Pontius Pilate.

At least you’re all in on the theme of your Kinja handle.

This is correct. Setting the unemployment numbers next to the number of workers that have more than one job, you start to understand how skewed the unemployment numbers actually are.

I’m still trying to figure out what Pompeo meant when he said the Obama administration was prepared to leave Iraq without insuring the safety of America. Like, it’s literally thousands and thousands of miles away. How does that function, practically?

I really like all the BA armor sets. Too bad they won’t be brought forward for Armor 2.0 (or at least, I’ll have to re-earn them).

You’re the one calling people names and generally being a dipshit about everything and I’m the cocksucker. Cool story.

I mean...again, projection with this crowd. Michael Flynn, cough cough.

Missoula is a very nice town! Basically, any town that doesn’t hate itself and everyone else enough becomes the go-to identifier for someone the GOP wants to paint as an other. It’s Fascism 101. Well, maybe Fascism 80.

To be honest, I kinda loved that “vulgar” email. It’s not threatening, just biting. Unlike the AZGOP’s post, which could very easily be viewed as a threat.

You don’t really understand words very well, do you?

If you have to ask...and no, he has no idea how anything works.

In today’s news cycle, that’s a VERY deep cut.

Mark Davis is his own barber.