This commercial has a disturbing lack of Champagne glass Jacuzzi tubs.

Ugh. That’s it right there. They really believe we’re okay with it, or that we should be. That bullshit like that qualifies as flirting.

Cookie Puss watching his own creation:

Morgan Freeman as Easy Reader and live action Spider-Man on Electric Company!

Man, I loved the amateurism of PIX 11 growing up. My favorite bit was in the afternoon when video games were primitive and kids would get a chance to play via phone by shouting “PIX” , thus “controlling” the Pong paddle or Space invaders blaster while an offscreen tech would play. The kid would rapidly release a…

The hippy infested children shows of the 1970's were a technicolor yawn of feel good awesomeness that taught millions of my fellow Gen X’ers with our letters, numbers and treating others as equals.

Does anyone remember the Wpix game. They would play an atari video game and a person would call in and say the word pix and the missile would fire or whatever. People would be just be saying pix as fast as they could over and over. I tried so many times to call in and be on that game,…

As an ‘80s kid growing up in Massachusetts I was probably about 7 or 8, watching a Carvel commercial and realized, “Santa Claus is Fudgy the Whale! Fudgy the Whale is Santa Claus!”

And nothing was ever right again.

Oh, no, it’s fine to ask. He lives in Brooklyn, and you may not remember (or you may be too young,) but after the planes hit the towers and they fell, all traffic in and out of Manhattan was simply shut down. The bridges and tunnels were closed to vehicles, the subway, bus lines, and even the tramway to Roosevelt…

I will alway remember PIX 11 for 2 things: The burning log on christmas eve and

Oh, I remember that. It was truly horrible. My brother, who was unharmed, but who worked downtown, was walking the six hours home across the Brooklyn Bridge with all of his stuff, and sharing his water with the other footsore travelers, while Trump was bragging about the size of his building. Barf!

“I don’t remember seeing Hillary Clinton there.”

Brendan - You forget that Trump also boasted, actually on 9/11 hours after 3000 people died, of now owning the tallest building downtown. Which was not only disgusting, it was also a bold faced lie. Trump’s 40 Wall didn’t become the tallest 70 Pine did. Sickening.

Dr Bornsteins exact evaulation was

I honestly had someone on a board yesterday say that Trump’s Dr. was “the best in his field” and I was like, the field behind the asylum?

Ok, but is his health....TREMENDOUS?

He’s reached the point where patriotism and being a “true American” means that you had to personally be in NYC and witness the New York attacks as they happened.

I love it when New Yorkers, especially this dip shit son of a mob lawyer, claim ownership over 9/11. I especially love it when they try to deny any ownership to a person who, for all we know, was sitting in a building that was targeted by United 93.

You were there that day, Rudy? I’m sorry! I didn’t know that. I’ve…