If they promise not to make a difference, then why have ‘em?

Just like in Flint, the Republicans will skip the ounce of prevention for $1 billion, and wait to buy the pound of cure for $18 billion after it’s a catastrophe.

Uh, thanks for the explanation, but we definitely get the attempted self-deprecating joke. They’re saying they’re lazy. “As lazy as black people!”

Everything is plausibly deniable. White people get to think Clinton is funny, but black people don’t get to be upset about the racism.

Nah, we’re just on to the white states.

“Look, a joke about ‘colored people time’ shouldn’t be a cause for outrage. It’s just a light-hearted laugh about the common stereotype of black people being lazy. Everyone knows it’s not true! Let’s focus on the issues. Hillary’s voting bloc included all those Southern states. She’s more favored among these…

There is nearly no universe where Clinton calls herself a liberal. She’s somewhat socially progressive now (except when it comes to war) and economically neoliberal. Sanders is John Galbraith, made to look far-left in our post-Reagan era of top-down excesses. Most of America’s liberals are actually around where…

As a liberal, I still vote for liberals even though I know conservatives will give them a harder time. I could vote for more conservative candidates who won’t be as heavily attacked by conservatives, but why?

At least he didn’t say that the video itself is an impractical 24-year-old straight white college bro, instead of a .avi.

The entire early campaign was predicated on telling black people and young people that only white people and old people vote for the other guy. White people just didn’t notice as much.

If you think fighting against liberals is miserable, wait until you’re fighting against conservatives.

No he’s not. That’s a 20-minute video, not an advertisement, that cannot possibly fit into any time slot.

This is so petty, it reminds me of this:

If your candidate’s selling point is “better than Trump”, you’re not going to court a liberal voting bloc. Voting for the “lesser of the evils” gives you Nixons and Bushes, and it always will. Conservatives vote Republican primarily out of loyalty. Moderates vote Democrat primarily out of loyalty. Liberals need a…

I don’t know quite how Democrats expect to make big wins, after ridding their party of liberals. The moderates are more likely to vote Democrat out of loyalty, and there’s no reason to court the conservatives.

The Clintonian identity politicking has always been fairly racist. It involves shouting, “We can’t get rid of racism, until X happens.” Which, paradoxically, involves, “We can’t do X, until we solve racism.” It is a series of impotent centrist triangulations meant to delay social democracy indefinitely. It is a…

The apologetics now:

You know how rapidly you age when you live in the White House? I think, spiritually, Bill forgot to leave in 2000 and he’s been rapidly aging ever since.

It really is a weird song to lose my virginity to.

I think it goes to show just how different the early 90s were, for straight-shootin’ Southern good ol’ boys with a lotta heart. He salvaged the party, honestly, but it’s hard to see how given the wealth of progress liberals have made since then.