Just like Ron Swanson.

It's pronounced COE-venant, man. No no no CUH-venant sounds like "ovenant," man. And that's just, that doesn't work.

Yeah, that's a good point - missed that in the article.

My first thought was In Time.

This was R.L. Stine's great gift to literature.

Does this count as a half point in my fantasy death league?

When I didn't have access to the Leonard Maltin app while hosting a game I used Rotten Tomatoes and it worked pretty well — in some ways better. Instead of the star rating, I gave the RT score, and gave 1 positive and 1 negative review snippet.

I've always been in the camp that the Weekend Update host should not be a cast member. Cecily is just fine, but that's my preference.