I was thinking the same thing (minus the perfect analogy). I average about 140-150 bowling, and I’ve never scored about 200. I average a gutter ball maybe once every three games?

I used to think you couldn’t get full on sushi- but if you think about it there is a lot of rice.  I’ve been to all you can eat sushi a couple times now as well as making my own at home- and after 10-13 rolls it starts to really add up.  If I eat any more than that I start to feel a little bit ill.

This guy is an absolute loser. He literally generates more articles than Federer. No player since Manziel has had a higher ratio of publicity to performance. I have no idea why Deadspin adores this dirt bag so much.

Puerto Rico isn’t a country. It is a commonwealth and unincorporated territory of the United States.

Haha, I had to crack open the dictionary as well.  It actually is a word.

Where do they expect this money to come from though? It’s not like greedy WNBA owners are lining their pockets at the players’ expense.

Believe he meant the Monkees, a blatantly disrespectful term for white people.

Are they pumped because neither of them could potentially get resigned by the Giants and they get to play for another franchise? Or are they just excited about not having to worry about playing in the postseason?

Definitely. They say most judges are just in it for the money. It’s a shame that the law has no private sector that this guy could go to and make a million dollars a year.

Their rivals are the Packers? I always find it depressing when your biggest rival doesn’t really give a shit about you. You’re literally the team they care the least about in the division.

These aren’t half as annoying as hand filling out forms at the dentist/dr’s office.  I had to write my address in 4 times a couple weeks ago.  

yeah, i’m a big “fair enough” guy.

I hate the Raiders, but I like Jordy Nelson. Additionally- of all of Jordy’s injuries- I don’t believe he’s had concussion issues:

He certainly did play for the White Sox and did not win the Cy Young.

It’s too bad that there aren’t any other outspoken punters, who read every Deadspin article, who could weigh in on this...

The arrest numbers that you’ve shown for playerslook pretty high at first glance- but are well below the national average. Especially for males 18-22.

The Mets are so dumb.  They put a pitcher in for two innings, and instead of giving up 1.1 runs like they expected, he gave up 2!!  LOL!

This attempt to take the high road went off track at some point....

Not sure when most this stuff was updated- but I just rented a 16 footer for a dallas to Milwaukee drive. U-Haul quoted me 1,300. I called Budget just to check and was quoted 450. I called U-Haul to cancel and they offered to price match for free. I ended up just sticking with Budget so I didn’t have to call and…

I like watching people hit homeruns in baseball- it doesn’t mean I want the fences moved in to 200 feet. Fleetwood’s 63 was all the more impressive since he was 10 strokes lower than the average golfer. Nobody is making you watch the one event a year that they make the pros struggle a bit.