I can't barley this.

Or that there's a section for "YouTubers" that are on the tour. Fuck it. Pack it in, humanity.

I wish all we had to do was go down to the pound and get a new jazz man.

Which quickly turns into the AV Club's most popular new feature, "No."

Along with being way off on the burden of proof for a conviction, that is not at all the burden of proof to bring down an indictment. The grand jury basically determines if there's something amounting to probable cause to suspect and try this individual for the crime, not to make a determination of guilt. Your…

This show set all kinds of benchmarks for television drama. Maria LaGuerta Memorial Benchmarks.

Much like Gary.

What an incredibly racist individual your friend is.

They really were pretty terrible live. Cedric always seemed to be totally out of it and just trying to be an ass to the crowd and anyone else around. Decent on record, though. ATDI is still one of the best live shows I've ever seen.

Lynch needs to rediscover his centaur of gravity.

This year's cuddle.

And harmless to boot.

It looks like you might be the one who swung and missed.

They'll just kill all of the walls and reveal this show is a prequel to Extreme Home Makeovers.

Let's not go crazy and call TWD a good show.

All I can say is that my life is very Blaine.

Can't unsee.

With Reedus on board, I really hope this has the Pedigree of The Walking Dead.

Where can I get a ticket for the pizzalotto?

Start watching me in the shower.